The Portland Uniform

I wonder where I can buy stock in hoodies? Hoodies are a big part of "The Portland Uniform." They are worn by everyone, all the time in gray, brown, black, tan and khaki. Any neutral is OK.

Skinny jeans, cargo pants, shorts to the knee, funky tee shirts. Again, in neutrals. Knit hats, stocking caps, vests, sweaters, scarves are usually in neutrals. I did see one red backpack and was visibly shaken.

If someone wears color- well, they must be from out of town. You can spot the tourists. They wear colorful clothes, a camera around their neck, a map of Powell's Book Store under their arm carrying a big pink box of Voo Doo Doughnuts.

Having said all of this, I think Portlanders make up for their (sometimes) drab wardrobe by being so unique. They are hip, funky, casual and fun. They know how to relax. I like their clothes, but I would get bored wearing neutrals all the time.

Give me a great fitting hot-pink dress any day.